The EMO-tings of a First Year Law Student!

I know I know, the NFL season officially kicked off tonight with the Pittsburgh Steelers besting the Miami Dolphins, but football doesn't begin until Sunday.

After scouring ESPN the Mag and other so-called experts regarding the upcoming season, what to look for, who's up, who's down, how to execute the perfect fantasy draft, it's all for show. Give us bone-rattling hits, aerial assaults and nimble footwork that would rival a New York dance company, and we're happy. It's why we'll watch NFL Primetime followed by the exact same highlights on SportsCenter. Except for our favorite teams we really don't care that much about outcomes. And since, we here in Lala land still don't have a home team to root for, we really have nothing to get behind except covering the spread.

So without further adoo, my picks for the next seventeen weeks;

AFC West -- Denver Broncos
AFC North -- Cincinnati Bengals
AFC South -- Indianapolis Colts
AFC East -- Miami Dolphins
AFC Wild Cards -- New England Patriots, Kansas City Chiefs
AFC Champs -- Indianapolis Colts
AFC Chumps -- Houston Texans

NFC West -- Seattle Seahawks
NFC North -- Chicago Bears
NFC South -- Carolina Panthers
NFC East -- Dallas Cowboys
NFC Wild Cards -- Arizona Cardinals, NY Giants
NFC Champs -- Carolina Panthers
NFC Chumps -- Detroit Lions

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS -- Indianapolis Colts